Randy's Rants

Okay, so I watched the Hunger Games today, and while the details are still fresh and engraved in my head, I’ll do a review. First things first: I loved the books. I read the whole series. I thought they were basically a mix of every emotion possible.

The story was great, and everything else was flawless. Okay, now to the movie. I loved the movie. It was nearly perfect. They left out a few characters like Madge (Mayor’s Daughter,) the Avox, and most importantly, Greasy Sae.

Those could all be excused, though. The visuals weren’t that great, not that it mattered. The acting. Oh, the acting. It was flawless. When Jennifer Lawrence was trembling right before the games, I got tingles.

When Rue died, I cried. I wished the arrow went through the killer’s neck, and he died a horrible, agonizing, slow death. Caesar Flickerman was marvelous. Snow was not at all how I thought he would be. I thought he’d have a plastic-ish face, a white suit with red trim, and seriously red lips, though his acting was flawless.

Seneca, while he was a bit weak, his wonderful beard made up for it. Thresh was awesome. I was disappointed when the Mutts didn’t have the dead tributes’ eyes. And best of all, Cinna. Lenny Kravitz nailed the look, the actions, and everything in between.

The casters definitely chose the right people for the right roles. I had a few problems, though. I thought Snow would be a creep. I thought the denizens of the Seam would be more Olive-skinned than white. I also thought that Peeta would be a bit smaller in stature.

Jennifer Lawrence made a perfect Katniss. Josh Hutcherson, a perfect Peeta, and Wes Bentley was a great Seneca Crane. I though Haymitch was going to be a bit more rounded, though, and the people from the Capitol weren’t dyed the weird colors.

All in all, it was a great movie. If I had to choose a, “Best Character,” I’m pretty sure Rue won that. I’d probably rate it a 4.5/5, if I were a professional movie critic.

Okay, wait. I don’t get it. Constantly touching each other in highly inappropriate places, hugging each other, and saying various sexual phrases makes you completely straight, while riding a bike with a friend makes you gay? I don’t get it. Maybe someone’s got the definition of the word screwed up. Gay is slang for homosexual, and homosexual means to be in love with one of the same gender. There’s a difference between “Gay” and friendship, though I’m not exactly sure the middle school is able to figure that out. You know, in between all the football, hunting, and body building that’s definitely getting you somewhere. I guess exerting mental power is just not important enough, though, it’s what will get you through your life, school, and just about anything. So, next time you call someone, “Gay,” or a “Faggot” – keep in mind I use that word only as an example of today’s slang – think about the fine line. Plus, the meaning in both of those words has morphed from homosexual to, “Lame,” or “Uncool” Or don’t think, I mean, it’s not like your desired profession depends on it. I t’s totally fine with me if you want to flip burgers for the rest of your life.

You know, looking back on it, I was quite an immature child when I first got the website set up. I mean, I’m immature now, but back then I was all game and no punctuation. Or capitals. Or care for anything else. I totally think I’ve grown up maybe just only a sort of little bit.

The Darkness II was a pretty good game. It takes it’s terrific predecessor (The Darkness) and builds upon the mechanics, story, characters, and awesomeness. The action starts right off the bat, too. The only complaint I have is that there were so many missed opportunities for greatness. Well, I mean, even better greatness. The Darkness II has a great story line, fun fight scenes, a hefty amount of gore, and very appealing graphics. The Vendettas were pretty fun, the New Game+ feature just gives the game more replay value. I think that’s it. I’d have to give the game an 8 out of 10. Also, the scenes in the Asylum are pretty amusing. Seeing all those mafia men turned into bumbling crazies.

“Creepers. You’re mine. Dig up diamond, craft those diamonds and make some armor. Get it baby goin’ forge I like you so, MLG pro, the sword’s made of diamonds so come at me bro. Huh. Training in your room under the torchlight, hone that form to get you ready for the big fight. Every single day in the home light, creeper’s out prowlin’, phew. Alright. Look at me, look at you, take my revenge that’s what I’m gonna do. I’m a – warrior baby- what else is new? And my blade’s gonna through you.”
Best thing ever conceived about Minecraft.

You know, that time to switch themes? Or, again, it could be the time to rhyme.

* SPONTANEOUS POEM*

Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Everything is red,
Holy Jesus the garden’s on fire!
-OR-
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I suck at poetry,
Elephants.

*BACK TO BLOG. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.*

Well, that’s done. I guess there’s nothing else to do. Have fun!

You know, I think the morning is probably the worst time of the day. I don’t mean morning as around 6:00, I mean morning as when you wake up. My reasoning behind this is because you’re all groggy and half-dead(ish). But, the good news is, if you’re up, you get to post on your blog!

Yes. That’s all I’ve got to say about the Hunger Games books. Just yes, that’s it! Really! There’s no amount of words that can describe my appreciation for the creation of the books. This is probably the best series in mankind besides Ranger’s Apprentice. If you’re thinking of reading something else, don’t. Read these. Do it.

Well, the ending of Minecraft was fun. A bit philosophical, and odd. I kind of want to try and figure out the ending narrative, but then again I don’t. Oh well. Plus, I’m also really bored!

You know, getting a new blog really makes a man forget about his old one. It just so happens that I’m one of those people. I’ll sum up recent happenings in this next wall of text.

So, I joined the marching band. I’m one of the best in the trumpet section, my range now reaches 3 octave. I hit the Double C yesterday, meaning 2 above the staff. I was awarded the Most Outstanding First Year student, meaning I’m just awesome like that. I know how to play piano now, and I can transcribe music, but only a little bit. I’ll have to work on both of those skills more. Next, my brother is learning how to play the Saxophone. Woo! I’ve got a YouTube account, called TheDevl. Feel free to subscribe to me if you must. I feel like I’m forgetting something… Oh Yeah! Minecraft’s full release is coming out in a few days! Woohoo!